k-i-t-s-but-s-i-t-s:

stuckonrauhl:

Do you ever feel like you messed up but you’re not sure but you feel like you did so you’re just like what do I do now?

Me everyday. 

Literally my life story.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via themusicandthemisery)

datfamilybusiness:

consultinghuntersofgallifrey:

helloimashoutyman:

#if yeuwh had theh chaence teh change yer faet #wouljehr

#most accurate phonetic spelling i’ve seen ever

SHE FUCKING CUTS HER CHEEK. I NEVER NOTICED THAT

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted. one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip? 

(via tobehonesticare)

benedickcumalot:

WHY AM I EVEN OUTSIDE

the-amazing-dr-k:

I woke up because my scary ass dream freaked me awake. I was inside the really black setting, kind of resembled erebor from the hobbit with my friends and one of them said my reflection was trying to kill me. Then I saw a mirror but there were two of me in the reflection and I hear in the most primal parts of brain. “I already have.” 

miserablewaitress-miserablefood:

I DID IT
I RAN INTO HIM
I ACTUALLY RAN INTO THE BOY I LOVE IN SYDNEY IN THE MARCH IN MARCH CROWD

WE DISCUSSED ARCTIC MONKEYS AND HOW OUR LIVES HAVE BEEN SINCE WE LAST CAUGHT UP AND I GOT ONE OF HIS FUCKING FANTASTIC HUGS AND WE’RE GOING TO CATCH UP BEFORE THE AM CONCERT IN MAY

FUCK FUCKING FUCK I LOVED TODAY

This gives me hope

miserablewaitress-miserablefood:

GUYS TONIGHT I RAN THROUGH A TRAIN CARRIAGE AND LEAPT OUT OF THE FIRST DOOR I SAW JUST AS THE VOICE SAID “DOORS CLOSING” AND IT WASN’T EVEN ON THE PLATFORM JUST THIS RANDOM BIT OF TAR BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT TO ONE ACTUALLY ON IT AND I FEEL LIKE AN ACTION HERO AND SOME RANDOM GUY SAW IT ALL AND TOLD ME I LOOKED LIKE AN ACTION HERO AND I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE

19: Fact about my personality.

I can and will make you laugh. I will also love you no matter what you put me through.

21: What I love most about myself.

I’m a survivor.

37: One of my insecurities.

I’m insecure about everything. I can’t trust people and I feel like if my friends and family know how I really was they would disown me.

44: A random fact about anything.

Dart boards are made of horse hair 

Your mouth is a gun,
that phrase is a bullet,
your tongue is the trigger
so mean it when you pull it.
I’m not just a target,
and this might sound strange,
but my heart won’t forget 
that you used it like a shooting range.
You lie really well as if you were an actress.
Grow the fuck up and stop using me for shooting practice,
'cuz I may have a lot of love to give but i'm not getting any stronger.
I’m running out of blood and I don’t think I’ll live much longer.

-Love

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

(via z0ebro)

WELL, HELLO

  • 0: Height
  • 1: Virgin?
  • 2: Shoe size
  • 3: Do you smoke?
  • 4: Do you drink?
  • 5: Do you take drugs?
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for
  • 7: Have tattoos?
  • 8: Want any tattoos?
  • 9: Got any piercings?
  • 10: Want any piercings?
  • 11: Best friend?
  • 12: Relationship status
  • 13: Biggest turn ons
  • 14: Biggest turn offs
  • 15: Favorite movie
  • 16: I’ll love you if
  • 17: Someone you miss
  • 18: Most traumatic experience
  • 19: A fact about your personality
  • 20: What I hate most about myself
  • 21: What I love most about myself
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  • 31: What your last text message says
  • 32: What words upset me the most
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  • 34: What I find attractive in women
  • 35: What I find attractive in men
  • 36: Where I would like to live
  • 37: One of my insecurities
  • 38: My childhood career choice
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  • 40: Who wish I could be
  • 41: Where I want to be right now
  • 42: The last thing I ate
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  • 44: A random fact about anything

candycrushruinedmylife:

i’m scared to have kids like what if they’re not punk rock?????????????

(via pokechu)

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

image

story of my life.

(via mrcrazykicker)

mildtarantula:

the exclusive cover i did for london super comic con has been revealed, so i think it’s ok to post it here now!
it’s going to be limited to 500 copies and you can pre-order it here to make sure you don’t miss out! i’ll also be at boom’s tables all weekend doing sketch covers, come and say hello!

mildtarantula:

the exclusive cover i did for london super comic con has been revealed, so i think it’s ok to post it here now!

it’s going to be limited to 500 copies and you can pre-order it here to make sure you don’t miss out! i’ll also be at boom’s tables all weekend doing sketch covers, come and say hello!

(via pimp-eridan)